Christians Against Homosexuality(Belarus x Reader)

Christians Against Homosexuality
Belarus x Reader

Quick disclaimer due to people taking more offense than intended; I don't think that all Christians are homophobic. I'm only poking fun at the ridiculous amount of protest against gay marriage and queer equality that comes from the Christian church.
If you want you can compare it to how gays are always depicted as flamboyant and how lesbians are always depicted as butch.
Almost like people are being stereotyped.
Huh.

"Now honey, don't look at the fags. They're against God and they're very, very bad." A mother in a grocery store said to her child as you passed her, your hand intertwined with Natalia's. Instead of getting angry, you gasped loudly. You turned to your love, your mouth open in a surprised 'O'.
"Nat, did you know that I'm a lesbian?! I'm shocked, and I feel a little bit betrayed!" Natalia giggled. You walked over to the woman, and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Miss, thank you for letting me know that I am a fag. I had no clue, really! I thought I liked dick! You truly are a savior to dykes everywhere!" Her son, who looked to be about 9, giggled. The mother was blushing, frozen in shock. You then made a big show of kissing Natalia on the lips with a loud smacking sound.


Hours later, back at home, your girlfriend burst out laughing. You glanced up at her questioningly.
"I can't believe you got us kicked out of Target."