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England x RobinHood!Reader
As Sir Arthur Kirkland and Sir Guy trotted through the forest, you tucked your hair into your hat and laughed. Oh this would be great fun, for after treating Kirkland with kindness the in your last meeting, he betrayed you, and told the guards of the location of your hideout. Of course you had moved by then, but still. And the best part? Kirkland didn't know you were a woman. Neither did anyone else, save the Friar and Little John. As you swooped down upon the two with a laugh, and a cry of 'On me!' Your merry men followed, and you crashed right into Kirkland.
"Damn it man!" He cursed, and you laughed mischievously.
"Oh, Kirkland. Fancy meeting you here. And, peculiarly enough, I've not forgotten the sight of you leading a group of men into my camp." You said, and Arthur sighed.
"Look-"
"Oh, I've seen quite enough. After I treat you with kindness, and caring, you go off and tell the prince of my whereabouts." You snarled, and grabbed his collar.
"You look very feminine up close." Arthur said, and you laughed to cover up your shock. Before becoming Robin Hood, you were Lady Robin of Revensburgh, in Germany, later moving. You were beautiful.
"Should I be offended?" You asked, and he laughed.
"Please, do be."
You gave a small chuckle, and picked him up by his collar, dragging him easily. Your group of Merry Men followed, and you brought him to your camp.
***
"Now, since it's obvious you can't be trusted, I'll have you leave while I change into my night clothes. You may return when I am finished, and the Friar will watch you." You said sternly, and Friar Tuck nodded, grabbing the man by his collar and dragging him out. You sighed, removing your shirt. Your chest was covered in bandages, hiding your true gender. You removed them quickly, and grabbed a clean stretch of bandages. As you wrapped the cool cloth around your chest, you heard a noise, and in burst Arthur Kirkland. You gasped, and stood.
"Kirkland, what in the name of hell?!" You asked, and he stood with his mouth open. You tired the bandages and turned.
"If you even think about telling anyone I will cut out your tongue." You snapped, and he gulped and nodded. You sighed.
"I can't trust you... You'll have to stay with us." You sighed out.
"W-what the hell? No!" He stuttered, and you laughed.
"You don't get a choice."
*About three months later*
After King Richard was reinstated, Arthur was freed. You were now technically a knight, so anything said against you would result in death. So you were good. Until one strange, strange morning.
"Sir Robin, you have a calling!"
Your (e/c) eyes sparkled.
"Let her in." You called, and in walked Arthur.
"Hello Lady Robin." He said, and you glared at him.
"I've no-"
"Oh shush you strange, strange woman." He snapped, "I've come to... Well... Court you."
Your jaw dropped, and you burst out laughing.
He stood angrily, and you smiled at him.
"I accept your offer, Kirkland." You grinned widely, and he smiled a bit.
"Oh, and Robin? Don't expect me to go public with this." He said, and you smirked.
"Who'd want a gay knight?" You asked softly, and he bowed to you, before leaving.
Maybe he was somewhat trust worthy.
Maybe.
As Sir Arthur Kirkland and Sir Guy trotted through the forest, you tucked your hair into your hat and laughed. Oh this would be great fun, for after treating Kirkland with kindness the in your last meeting, he betrayed you, and told the guards of the location of your hideout. Of course you had moved by then, but still. And the best part? Kirkland didn't know you were a woman. Neither did anyone else, save the Friar and Little John. As you swooped down upon the two with a laugh, and a cry of 'On me!' Your merry men followed, and you crashed right into Kirkland.
"Damn it man!" He cursed, and you laughed mischievously.
"Oh, Kirkland. Fancy meeting you here. And, peculiarly enough, I've not forgotten the sight of you leading a group of men into my camp." You said, and Arthur sighed.
"Look-"
"Oh, I've seen quite enough. After I treat you with kindness, and caring, you go off and tell the prince of my whereabouts." You snarled, and grabbed his collar.
"You look very feminine up close." Arthur said, and you laughed to cover up your shock. Before becoming Robin Hood, you were Lady Robin of Revensburgh, in Germany, later moving. You were beautiful.
"Should I be offended?" You asked, and he laughed.
"Please, do be."
You gave a small chuckle, and picked him up by his collar, dragging him easily. Your group of Merry Men followed, and you brought him to your camp.
***
"Now, since it's obvious you can't be trusted, I'll have you leave while I change into my night clothes. You may return when I am finished, and the Friar will watch you." You said sternly, and Friar Tuck nodded, grabbing the man by his collar and dragging him out. You sighed, removing your shirt. Your chest was covered in bandages, hiding your true gender. You removed them quickly, and grabbed a clean stretch of bandages. As you wrapped the cool cloth around your chest, you heard a noise, and in burst Arthur Kirkland. You gasped, and stood.
"Kirkland, what in the name of hell?!" You asked, and he stood with his mouth open. You tired the bandages and turned.
"If you even think about telling anyone I will cut out your tongue." You snapped, and he gulped and nodded. You sighed.
"I can't trust you... You'll have to stay with us." You sighed out.
"W-what the hell? No!" He stuttered, and you laughed.
"You don't get a choice."
*About three months later*
After King Richard was reinstated, Arthur was freed. You were now technically a knight, so anything said against you would result in death. So you were good. Until one strange, strange morning.
"Sir Robin, you have a calling!"
Your (e/c) eyes sparkled.
"Let her in." You called, and in walked Arthur.
"Hello Lady Robin." He said, and you glared at him.
"I've no-"
"Oh shush you strange, strange woman." He snapped, "I've come to... Well... Court you."
Your jaw dropped, and you burst out laughing.
He stood angrily, and you smiled at him.
"I accept your offer, Kirkland." You grinned widely, and he smiled a bit.
"Oh, and Robin? Don't expect me to go public with this." He said, and you smirked.
"Who'd want a gay knight?" You asked softly, and he bowed to you, before leaving.
Maybe he was somewhat trust worthy.
Maybe.
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